There are lots of assholes around, especially in the office. We all know it. Usually, we just try to get out of the way and avoid them because they is nothing that we can do. But now, you can do something because there is such a thing in the market called Asshole Repellant.
When you find one, just aim the atomizer at the asshole and spray for a second. Spray a few more times for more chronic cases. Believe it or not, it works. 🙂