Got dumped by your boyfriend recently? Desperately need a shoulder to cry on and an arm around you? Then, you have to get the Boyfriend Pillow. I can tell you a pillow like this can be a thousand times better than a real boyfriend – it doesn’t move throughout the night when you sleep on it, it doesn’t snore, you can hit it as hard as you want and it is more comfortable than a real arm.
Okay, it is not a substitute for a real boyfriend. But hey, if you just want a little comfort, why not let it put its arm around you? 😉